So, you got a thing for fat midgets?....Sicko...You got to admit...it got your attention. Well her it goes...How long you going to be single? How many more times can you hear "why don't you have a girlfriend?"? Actually in your case it would be boyfriend...but I digress.. How many more weddings are you gonna go to stag? Sucks! Were you actually thinking about seeing what that guy was up to this Saturday night in the picture???? Well, you're in luck.....Cause I'm normal...at least I think I am. Relatively normal....whatever your definition of normal is? I mean, I'm just as dented and twisted as everybody else on this site....that's why I'm here. But I'm just like you. I have an uncompromising desire to meet the right person, who will accept me for all my dents and twists, unconditionally. Yes, let's all say it together...."unconditional love" ....Fabulous! I understand there are laws of attraction...I'm not trying to hook up with Roseann Barr....but ,I bet you she's a pisser to hang out with. Now what's up with that??? Where's all the cool, good looking chicks at?? How come it seem like all the hot chicks lately are...like ..aloof, vapid..and orange?...While all the cool chicks are...on the other end of the spectrum. Yeah... not to shallow. But again...that Is why we're here! I'm no Brad Pitt but, I clean up well, look sexy in a suit and I have a good line of sh_t. I have an opinion and know how to use it, and I like it when a cute chick does too..Sexy!! There is a fine line between being honest/forward and being an @sshole tho...apparently I'm still mastering that one. I like a girl that not only has looks, but also some depth and substance. There has to be more than fake nails, fake tans and unlimited texting...I mean, I love all that shizz but damn it girl!!!! If I ask "Who you gonna vote for?"?.... I really don't care who!! ....Just give me a good answer!! I can tell you that if you are looking for good boyfriend material, your quest ends here. As well as the aforementioned qualities, I'm neat and clean, easy going, don't take life too seriously, fun, funny guy... I'm modest too. I'm respectful to people and you should be too!! I put the toilet seat down, and don't "live with my Mom's yo". I have a good job, a decent car, a passion for music...I play the guitar, well... I have goals and objectives. I'm not rich, or some baby gorilla juice head....I'm just a normal person...just like you. Looking for love in all the wrong places. So if what I'm saying appeals to you...If you are interested and all you saw was the picture of that fat midget!!!...That's good!! Go crazy!!!... Be different....Take a chance.....   Send me a message!

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