Remember the time you got out of bed in a hurry to get to the bathroom and you stubbed your little toe? This is kind of like that don't you think? Well, I'm a hideous monster with 2 heads who goes by the name of Clinton. Just kidding, I couldn't be Clinton because I don't eat my own offspring. Yes, Chelsea was the lucky one! Sorry, I seem to be having trouble taking this seriously. I will be glad to tell you whatever you want to know but I guess the point I'm trying to make here is that you can write whatever you want but it doesn't really define you. I'm not as particular about who I am looking for as who I am not. I'd love to find someone sane without a lot of baggage. Must be local, available to date, disease free, healthy in mind, body, and spirit, & like activities around water. No democrats, liberals, pet lovers, players, people looking for a free ride, or serial killers!   Send me a message!

Profession: Real Estate
Interests:  Water sports, horses, movies, travel, you name it!