I'd say I'm a nice guy (et al.), but this is teh interweb, so you can expect me to be a completely reprehensible creature...now, at least, if you are still interested, there will be no disapointments for you, and should you end up liking me anyhow, it's all gravy. Contact me if you bothered reading the above and actually find it clever and/or amusing enough to spark curiousity. Other than that, I should say that I seek, ideally, a long term relationship...let's be miserable togther ;)   Send me a message!

Profession: internet stalker-stalker
Interests:  needles, haystacks