I am optimistically cynical. I love and hate, sometimes with equal fury toward the same target. I live with a very heavy heart and break my nails trying to hold onto things. I know most people are $hit heads and intentionally reserve myself until proven otherwise. People who run on a single-track personally bore me. I am viciously blunt and have no qualms speaking my mind.

I have a dry sense of humor that only a select few seem to understand. You will probably roll your eyes at the things that send me into fits of laughter. sarcasm is my jam.


I'm looking for someone that can keep up with me during the nights of debauchery and no sleep till dawn. That devil on my shoulder insisting, "Yes, Amanda. you CAN take another shot of tequila AND climb that billboard. I will race you, and it will be fun." Then reward my drunken (slightly retarded) superhero-like abilities with machine gun kisses that knock me dead.
but the next day someone that can just chill the f**k out, motivate, inspire, respect, and fully believe in me.
I require dual personalities. not people stuck in a box.   Send me a message!

Profession: manager
Interests:  music, road trips, movies, shows, animals, meeting people, gwen stefani, the ocean, learning, anatomy, art, tattoos, piercings, drawing, sewing, text messages, halloween, aliens, hoodies, makeup, cartoons, serial killers, modeling, cats, chupacabras, sasquatches