About the headline...trying to say something that would break the ice. Now that we've broken the ice, I'm a commercial artist with a bit of a warped sense of humor...but it's not my fault...it's genetic. My parents have it and so do my daughters. In order to cope I've been forced to vent by drawing somewhat twisted cartoons, singing "Trashy Women" with the bands at the Crystal Palace, and exposing my body to 6am workouts just to try and outrun father time. (That old man is amazingly quick)
What am I looking for in a woman...hmmmm. Friends are always fun. If you dance...I love dancing with a good partner, if you do photography...a photo excursion would be great, if you like hockey...somebody to wear jerseys and jump around with after a goal. I'm not a believer in love at first sight, but shared interests make for good friends and good friends are the best options for long term relationships. Let me see if I can think of a few things I might want in the latter: Being comfortable with each other, shared interests, chemistry, biology, algebra,...wait, wait...I have a short attention span...forget everything after chemistry. But don't forget chemistry...not the science...you know...that "Oh yea!" kind of chemistry. After all, regardless of everything else, that mutual attraction is just something you have to discover face to face. (Which is probably the reason your mom tended to just about take your face off with the washcloth every time you left the house...another of those genetic things).
I'm not sure what else to write. I would make up some really cool stuff, but I'm a terrible liar. If you want to know more I guess you will just have to email me. I'll try to tell the truth, as long as you don't mind it being a bit skewed!   Send me a message!

Profession: Commercial Artist
Interests:  Anything for fun!, Hockey, dancing, motor sports, art, women with red toenails, doing new things with new people