One day when I was about 3, I figured out a way around the child locks on our cabinets and started throwing plates around the kitchen. I'm about the same way now, except I can't crack these modern ****ing child locks.

Okay okay. Real summary. I love random, offensive humor (Family Guy, South Park, Arrested Development). I'm a nerd in all senses of the word, and I'm not just saying that (I read Physics and CS books in my spare time). My hobby for the moment is guitar, and I suck. Hard. And I go mountain biking every day after work, provided that I'm not being terrorized by Michigan weather. I'm basically non-religious, though Buddhism is sounding more and more interesting these days. I don't care for writing about myself. Just send a message, eh?   Send me a message!

Profession: Software Engineer
Interests:  Guitar, Drawing, Abstract Art, Mountain Biking, Math, Physics, Neuroscience