Ok, here's a joke for you ----> A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

OK, now that you’re laughing…

I'm Italian/ Jewish/ Mexican, just at 5'7", blackish/brown hair, and brown eyes, Med/Lg build. I'm a bigger guy, but not bad looking at all! Ok, I should let you be the judge of that huh. lol. I’m financially independent, and yes, I have a car!!! lol. Don't know why that's one of the first questions asked, but here you go. I have 4 tattoos, and more coming soon! I don't mind if a girl has them as well...I think they're hot!

Some of my qualities are: I'm down to earth, a good listener, caring, romantic, honest, compassionate, affectionate, comical, chivalric, charming, witty, open minded, thoughtful, hard working, loyal, goal oriented, no fear of commitment with the right person, communicative and family oriented. Whew!!! That was a lot to say!

I like to play poker (Texas hold ‘em), go to Vegas, Laughlin, LA Kings Hockey, football, baseball, fishing, movies, bowling, traveling, boating, video games, golf, pool, and hanging with friends & family.

I love music! I listen to punk, alternative, oldies, old school rap, blues, swing, jazz, very little country & classical, and also 80's. I gotta tell ya...I love my Ipod!!! Keep downloading!!! Here are some of the bands I like...NOFX, The Bouncing Souls, Strung Out, Lagwagon, Big Wig, The Vandals, The Descendents, Guttermouth, The Ataris, Goldfinger, Adhesive, Bad Religion, Dead Kennedy's, The Donna's, Dropkick Murphy's, Me First And The Gimme Gimmes, The Distillers, Good Charlotte, No Use For A Name, The Ramones, Rancid, RX-Bandits, A.F.I., Linkin Park, Yellowcard, Finch, Starting Line, Simple Plan, Green Day, The All-American Rejects, Suicidal Tendencies, Sum 41, Greenday and lot's more. OLDIES: James Brown, Aretha Franklin, Rick James, Betty Wright, Ottis Redding, The Manhattans, Isley Brothers, Fats Domino, Tony Bennett, Beach Boys, Ray Charles and lots more.

I would like to find a woman that has most of the inner qualities I've listed above. No drama, or hung up on their ex(s). Keep in mind...I don't want a clone of myself, but you get the idea. I don't mind if someone has children; you never know who the man upstairs has lined up for you in life, so I'm open! My age range is open as well, but no childish people, or stick in the mud’s...right in the middle would be great. Someone who has a good head on her shoulders, and has her life going in the right direction.

The kind of woman I don't want... One that who is a serial dater! I’m want something more serious, not a bunch of games. I’m looking for someone who wants to build a great life together. I’m sure you’re tired, as I am, of not being in the right type of relationship. Well, all I ask, is for someone to give their all, as I would give mine. I'm not looking to hurt someone, or to be hurt myself. Please don't waste my time!!!

So, in closing… If you’re one of the women who wants to find her prince charming or just a cool person, then just say hi! You never know how things will work out.


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Profession: Business Owner
Interests:  Hockey, punk, la kings, poker, indie, live bands, vegas, fishing, family guy, tattoos