Dan99's URL:
http://www.justsayhi.com/Dan99
http://www.justsayhi.com/Dan99
Height :
6' 2"
6' 2"
Body type :
Slender
Slender
Hair color :
Brown
Brown
Ethnicity :
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian
I am a midget BBW lover
I eat pie
I have most of my own teeth
I eat babies
I have never killed a dog
I pretend to have Tourettes
I need the bathroom
I'll be back Send me a message!
Profession: Stunt Fist
Interests: Monkey Tennis
Marital Status :
Never married
Never married
Have Children?:
No
No
Want Children?:
Undecided/open
Undecided/open
Smokes?:
Often
Often
Drinks?:
Often
Often
Religion :
Non-religious
Non-religious
Testimonials
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Beriblonde : 09/23/08 Dan is beyond funny - if that's mathematically possible! Only thing is he has a "thing" for my man, Rich... What's with callin' him "Pookeybear" anyway?? Yes, Rich is a slightly hairy man but no where near "pelt-like" which you apparently have a fetish for... ;) |
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lovestruck316 : 09/12/08 He stole my innocence.......... |
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Richt6 : 09/09/08 One of the funniest guys I have never met however, after reading Ricks testimonial I think it would be wise to steer clear of him. So, I googled "Dan99" and midget tossing popped up along with "tossing off a midget", "disorderly sheep", "animal husbandry", "Shepherds and their flock", and "Silence of the lamb" a how to keep them quiet manual. |
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Mr_Brightside777 : 09/06/08 A true imbecile and complete social retard. Were he any less of a man, he'd be an underaged Bangkok prostititute. He's one "safety meeting" away from full blown mental retardation, and I'm pretty sure you usually have to be born with that. If I had a nickel for every time he said something funny, I'd have a nickel, and that's just cuz he talks funny... And the only thing funnier than the way he looks is the testimonial he's gonna leave me in return for this one! lol |
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papersmile : 09/04/08 one of my very best friends on this site. it's difficult to not like someone who's both capable (barely) of dishing it out and who can also take it back just as well. for all my picking on him, he truly is a gentleman and a really good guy (if you overlook the 6-inch clitoris that is!) |
