If you are looking to have an affair with a stunningly beautiful East Indian woman, no strings attached, contact me at gorgeousbutsmart at yahoo.com.

I am 34-25-35, 5'4" tall, weigh 102lbs (6 months' average), and speak with a British-Indian accent. I wear my hair short and stay away from make-up. I am partial to tall, slender, light-haired, light-eyed men who don't use too many hair products. Intellectual curiosity is a plus and may be rewarded in bed.

Interested gentlemen should be prepared to take an AIDS/STDs test. Thank you for your cooperation.

P.S: I am a serious academician; don't insult my intelligence by offering to psychoanalyze me, or worse, treat me as you would treat an escort. I will tolerate neither behavior.   Send me a message!

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Interests:  Pushkin, Statistics, Sex