I Am looking for someone that is funny and smart.
I'm not realy good at talking about me but here it goes.

On my free time I make homemade fudge for blind albino aborigine midgets.
I also like to play naked full contact battle ship for gold coins. And on thursdays I scuba dive for pearls at the local Y.M.C.A. I wrestle polar bears for extra beer money. I'm 1/2 Jewish 1/2 Irish so I like my alcohol and I get it 1/2 price. I wear an extra pair of underwear on the outside of my pants so if I get in an accident I always have a spare, (plus it just looks cool).I am highly allergic to oxygon, so I have traind my body to breath cottage cheese. And I also train badgers to do peoples taxes (no sucsess yet but fingers crossed).   Send me a message!

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